Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Cos she's bittersweet,
she knocks me off my feet
(with her obviously fake and inconsistent knockers)
and i can't help myself,
i don't want (to kill) anyone else.

Omg i wanna bitch, just conducted an elaborate bitching session with shawn on the phone. Pretty typical of a mel-shawn bitching session (in other words, i talk he listens) and, as usual, supremely de-stressing. Ah well, the main thesis statement?

I don't do a hundred crunches at one go just to get upped by a slutty, scheming, unscrupulous, air-headed, maximiser-bra-wearing New Yorker with SCARS ON HER LEGS. (Eew, how disgusting.)

I mean, even ______ers shoudn't have so many scars on their legs. Thts what i heard from shuting. We concluded (shuting and i) on the mrt today that the said airhead in mention is probably so unliked by her teammates/ opponents that they deliberately aim for her legs during tournaments. Aha now that would be an amusing sight. Calling all ______ players, please inform me or twinn if u are currently plotting to (further) disfigure her legs. I hereby book all front-row seats in advance. (:

I seriously can't believe that cellie persists on siding with her. Even my twinn has become disgusted by her shameless antics, and she would come with me to declare war if her parents allowed her to. Ah well at least i have my darling sharm to wage war alongside me :D She is a most dependable ally, especially when it comes to strategic warfare. Considering the airhead from NY doesn't even have enough brain cells to operate a pepper spray, it won't exactly be Mission Impossible to cut her apart piece by piece, all in the name of brainpower (in which that twanker seriously lacks).

Oh my, looky there. Stone-cold foxy slutty hair. Am i addicted to that line or what? Haha. Certain phrases just seem to attach themselves to certain people, don't you think? -looks at twinn and collapses laughing. I shall be so resourceful as to end off with an (not-so-)anonymous quote by someone's unrequited crush, on that someone herself. No prizes for guessing who that someone is.

"Her? Omg she has these really big, freaky eyes (sic)! She stared at me once, and i thought her eyes were gonna POP OUT (sic)!"

the twinn posse x
11:49 AM

MYSTERY
she's the leader of the pack ; a menacing meow. shes old school and sticks with emily. she was born on the 13th of may. some say unlucky. others just mysterious.


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